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a very common and comical parlance :-)

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online.informations (7:15:27 AM): good morning
online.informations (7:15:36 AM): i am from Yahoo Information
online.informations (7:15:54 AM): i found on your ID 2 viruses, can you handle their removal?
exes_slayer (7:16:12 AM): oh no! i got viruses?
exes_slayer (7:16:16 AM): please tell me how to remove them
online.informations (7:16:30 AM): well, its a bit hard to explain
online.informations (7:17:12 AM): please give me your yahoo id password and we will remove them as soon as possible
online.informations (7:17:55 AM): we don’t steal the passwords as other people do, we are honest people
exes_slayer (7:18:19 AM): ok…so i know that a good laugh is good for morale in the morning
exes_slayer (7:18:22 AM): but don’t push it
exes_slayer (7:18:25 AM): i wasn’t born yesterday you know?
exes_slayer (7:18:33 AM): so it would be the best if you would fuck off
exes_slayer (7:18:34 AM): fuck off
exes_slayer (7:18:43 AM): kapiche?
online.informations (7:18:50 AM): man
online.informations (7:18:59 AM): don’t be afraid
online.informations (7:19:06 AM): i’m not like others
exes_slayer (7:19:12 AM): i don’t care
exes_slayer (7:19:14 AM): the thing is
online.informations (7:19:15 AM): ok
exes_slayer (7:19:16 AM): 1)yahoo doesn’t have an office
exes_slayer (7:19:19 AM): here in Romania
exes_slayer (7:19:23 AM): 2)they don’t ask for passwords
exes_slayer (7:19:30 AM): because they have access to the database
online.informations (7:19:35 AM): i will send an email to everyone to not accept your ID because you will infect them
exes_slayer (7:19:40 AM): 3) oh cut the crap
exes_slayer (7:19:51 AM): 4) just fuck off
online.informations (7:21:06 AM): NOTICE!!! Do not accept the id exes_slayer it is a virus and will infect your computer!
exes_slayer (7:21:17 AM): LOL
exes_slayer (7:21:22 AM): lamers these days….
online.informations (7:21:46 AM): ok…i will ignore you now because your id has viruses
exes_slayer (7:21:58 AM): oh no! be careful
exes_slayer (7:22:01 AM): they will jump out of your monitor
exes_slayer (7:22:05 AM): and they will infect you too!
exes_slayer (7:22:13 AM): use an anti cockroach spray
exes_slayer (7:22:14 AM): on your PC
exes_slayer (7:22:19 AM): if it kills the cockroaches it will most probably kill the viruses jumping out of your monitor
online.informations (7:22:19 AM): come on, your in mood for jokes?
exes_slayer (7:22:24 AM): yep,
exes_slayer (7:22:37 AM): i always like to joke with lamers like you
online.informations has signed out. (7:22:43 AM)

this is much much farther than i would ever go with someone like that. but it's astounding to see how absurd some people are - on either side of that equation. I would have laughed at the beginning and just said "Buh-Byes" in my best David Spade voice as soon as he said "Your yahoo_ID has two viruses."

My contribution just so that Falloutboy isn't the only one talking :-)

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